My Computer, My Darling, My Love and I

A month has passed! A long and what would haveblinking like lights, and she would sing in her own
been an insufferable month but for my computersweet, not-so-melodious voice, a voice that,
in my apartment in this unfriendliest of placesnonetheless, was music to my lonely ears. In this
called Huainan in the Anhui province of the People'sunfriendliest of places, I had my very friendly
Republic of China. Don't get me wrong. China isdarling - my computer!But my darling is aging.
generally a very friendly place, especially toShe's already something like sixty (oops, six, I
foreigners - at least at a superficial level. And,should say!) and she's been with a few others.
who has the time or need to probe deeper? ButBut, she never says anything about them, never
Huainan? Huainan's another story! It was amongmakes me feel less loved and never compares
the world's ten-most crime-infested cities and itmy skills against theirs. So, when I am with her, I
held on to its position for a long time until thethink she's mine, and only mine!My darling's a little
powers-that-be stepped in, cleaned up their act,slow! I thouch her once, press, you-know-where
and the streets of hoodlums.When I first arrivedand then I have to wait while she hums and
here, my students advised caution. 'Don't go tosends the right message to her bird-brain that her
Caijiagang alone,' they said. Caijiagang is one oflover is ready for her. I wait patiently. No point
Huainan's unfriendlier-still neighbourhoods and onerushing her, I know. That might anger her and
where the hangover from the criminal past lingerscause her to lose interest. Oh, my darling! But, I
on. 'Don't go out alone at night' and 'don't get intoknow what I need to do to keep her in good
any argument with any strangers,' were otherhumour. Wait, and then, when she's ready, start!
recommendations. I did it all and, thankfully, stillEasy!I am a simple bloke and know little about
survived. Well, maybe Huainan is not as unfriendlywhat goes on in my darling's little peabrain and my
as to cause me physical injury but it's unfriendlysweetheart realizes that. I never force too many
enough to leave emotional scars. Well, not reallytasks on her and she reciprocates by doing the
emotional emotional!Anyway, in this unfriendliest ofsimple things I need her to do - though
places, with all my acquaintances having left forsometimes, she does them rather slowly. But,
their homes, leaving the vast university campusthen, some things in life must not be rushed.
practically to me alone, I had little choice but toSome things in life must be relished and enjoyed
stay cloistered in my apartment. My broken ribat a relaxed leisurely pace.Hey Darlin', Compy, I
didn't help matters either. But, my darlingluv Ya!Rajesh Kanoi (Jack) is a published writer,
computer waited for me every single day. Shenow living and working in China. Many of his
waited whenever I left her to go out for a stroll,short-stories, poems and articles have been
a meal or whatever else. And, when I wouldpublished, including a book of short-stories, 'From
return and touch her, she would smile, her eyesChina With Love' (Lipstick Publishing).