The Ferringo Report: College Football

That's right - the Ferringo Report is back forSpurrier pulled out the wide receiver option pass.
another fun-filled season! And this year, TheMSU was caught with its pants down and the
Report has extended its diabolical reach into theGamecocks managed the game's lone touchdown.
realm of college football. Not to worry, I'll stillThat's the difference coaching makes.- Somehow,
share my reflections on the National Footballeven though it shouldn't have surprised anyone,
League, but college will be on Monday and pro willwho wasn't utterly shocked to find out the
be on Tuesday.In the meantime, here are myCrocodile Hunter was killed? After watching him
random, nonsensical ravings about a wild Week 1dance with King Cobras and brush the teeth of
in the World of College Football:- The Big Eastfrenzied crocs a few dozen times, I thought the
would have to be the conference I was mostguy was the real-life Beast Master. Steve Irwin
impressed with last weekend. Beast schoolswas supposed to be indestructible. The best a
finished 7-1 straight up and 5-0 against the spread,person can hope for in life is to find something
and notched a pair of rousing victories over ACCthat they can be as passionate about as that guy
schools (Pitt hammered Virginia; Rutgers handledwas with animals.- With all the concern about rule
North Carolina). The Mike Bush injury has all butchanges and games being shortened, the effect
eliminated Louisville from BCS contention (I wasn'ton over/under bettors was minimal. In the 44
a believer anyway - not with that defense) but itgames that had posted totals, teams went 21-23
also opened the door for a powerful West Virginiaagainst the number.The only part of the rule
team to possibly run the table and earn a slot inchange I don't like is starting the clock after a
the National Title Game.Here's a look at how eachchange of possession. That's ridiculous.- Who
of the six major conferences performed:ACC: 6-4looked less impressive than Michigan last
straight-up, 2-5 against the spread, four gamesweekend? Oh, that's right - Michigan State.- USC is
off the board.a machine. They lost 91 percent of their total
Big East: 7-1 SU, 5-0 ATS, two games OTB.offense last season and rang up 50 points, on the
Big 10: 11-0 SU, 6-2 ATS, three games OTB.road, in their opener. Quite impressive.- Penn
Big 12: 10-2 SU, 3-3 ATS, six games OTB.State and the University of Georgia have both
Pac-10: 7-3 SU, 3-5 ATS, two games OTB.banned alcohol from parking lot tailgate parties.
SEC: 8-4 SU, 6-5 ATS, one game OTB.AnThey want pregame to be a safer environment. I
interesting side note is that only four of the 12say if people want safe they should stay home.
teams in the Big 12 returned their startingTailgate parties should be a staging point for
quarterbacks, while nine of the 11 Big 10 schoolshedonism, vulgarity and general debauchery.
brought back their signal caller. That may haveThat's what makes college football so fun. The
something to do with the ATS disparity. Or not.-word "college" is involved. There should be
Someone explain to me the big to-do about Cal? Idrunkenness, nakedness and all manner of
don't care who you are, you don't just walk intorecklessness. What's this world coming to?- Do
Knoxville and kick the Volunteers around.you think it's any coincidence that now that the
Especially not with a starting quarterback thatYankees have extended their lead to nine games
was named about 15 seconds before kickoff.A-Rod is suddenly unstoppable? Now with no
Tennessee is now 12-0 straight-up and 9-3 ATS inpressure the guy morphs into Babe Ruth. But
season openers over the past dozen years. Thewhen the chips are down, you know he's going to
Vols are going to be dangerous this season asfold faster than the French army.- I was at a
they seek retribution for the Debacle of 2005.-Jocks and Jills in Alpharetta, GA on Saturday and
Week 1 of the college football season hasabout 40 rowdy Oklahoma fans had reserved a
become the equivalent of NFL preseason football.room for a private party. Fortunately, I left
Twenty-nine teams played Division I-AA schoolsbefore the end of the first quarter of the OU
this weekend. This season there will be 74 gamesUAB contest. I have a feeling they would've burnt
played between the big boys and their Div. I-AAthat place to the ground if Adrian Peterson hadn't
little sisters. Last year there were just 45 suchput that team on his back in the second half. The
matchups.The humorous - or distressing - part ofSooners are severely on tilt.- Chris Spielman and
the story is that two I-AA teams actually won!Sean McDonough were calling the
Montana State humiliated Colorado and RichmondMichigan-Vanderbilt contest on Saturday. After
treated Duke like the pansies they are.Also,about the 28th dropped pass in the game,
what's up with counting these games towardsSpielman told a story about how he teaches the
bowl eligibility? That's not the case in collegepee wee kids that he coaches to catch the ball
hoops, so what gives with football? I think all thatwith their hands instead of with their body. "I find
does is give schools a reason to go out and putthat if you whip the ball right at their face, they
more cupcakes on their slate.- During the first halfget those two hands up there," he said, getting
of the Notre Dame-Georgia Tech game I wasincreasingly angry as he told the tale. He
having serious flashbacks to Super Bowl XXXVI.apologized afterwards for his "passion". Priceless.-
That was the game in which Charlie Weis' NewTake your hat off to Northwestern. They proved
England club took down an infinitely more talentedonce again that football can be transcendent, and
St. Louis squad in one of the Big Game's greatthey showed the college football fraternity that
upsets. The Rams downfall was their hubris andtheir fallen coach taught them well.- Kenny Irons is
their soft game plan.You would think Weis - anlegit, and will soon join Cadillac Williams, Ronnie
alleged football genius - would know better thanBrown and Brandon Jacobs as the next successful
to come out pussy-footing around against a veryAuburn-to-NFL running back. Irons looks a bit
game Tech team. Dinky passing and no rushingbigger and stronger this season, and he hasn't lost
attack doomed the Irish to a 10-0 deficit. Itthat burst that helped him gain 1,300 yards last
wasn't until they started grinding it out on theseason.The Tigers dominated a decent
ground that they established control.Also, with sixWashington State squad 40-14, but may be
months to design a defense to stopcaught in a bit of a look-ahead game this
Yellowjackets uber-wideout Calvin Johnson youweekend. Auburn travels to Starkville to face
would've thought Notre Dame would've done aMississippi State before hosting LSU in a critical
better job. Like, say, triple-teaming Johnson fromSEC clash.- What happened to the Metro-Atlantic
the opening snap. That shouldn't have been aConference? The daddies of the MAC have been
halftime adjustment - that should've been the planthorns in the side of Goliath over the past few
all along. That's a red flag.- Sylvester Croomseasons. However, they were a putrid 3-7-1 ATS
should be coaching Pop Warner football. Mississippiand looked downright feeble doing it.- Even if Gary
State faced fourth-and-one at the South CarolinaThrone had a hard time telling them apart,
45, down 6-0 with about 14 minutes left in theRutgers halfback Ray Rice (black) and fullback
fourth quarter. Now, I loved the call to go for it,Brian Leonard (white) may comprise the best
but how about digging into the playbook a little bit.backfield in the nation. Rutgers is legit this year
The Bulldogs averaged 2.4 yards per rush for theand I'm already calling that they win their bowl
game and were getting hammered at the point ofgame.- I had heard that LSU quarterback
attack. What'd Croom do? Just ran up the gut. NoJaMarcus Russell beefed up over the summer. But
misdirection. No ingenuity. Just a dive play. Theuntil I saw all 6-feet, 6-inches and 252 pounds of
result: minus-two yards. If they had simply fakedhim sliding around the field I didn't realize just how
and sent the quarterback on a bootleg - whichbig he'd gotten. He might be the best quarterback
they had set up by trying to run up the middlein the SEC, and the Tigers will be a BCS dark
for the entire game - they would have picked uphorse because of him.- Reggie Ball is the Nick
25 yards easily.Conversely, after stopping theAnderson of college football.- Give me some of
Bulldogs on that crucial fourth down, Stevewhatever Tiger Woods is eating these days.