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The Ferringo Report: College Football

That's right - the Ferringo Report is backBulldogs on that crucial fourth down, Steve
for another fun-filled season! And this year,Spurrier pulled out the wide receiver option
The Report has extended its diabolical reachpass. MSU was caught with its pants down and
into the realm of college football. Not tothe Gamecocks managed the game's lone
worry, I'll still share my reflections on thetouchdown. That's the difference coaching
National Football League, but college will bemakes.- Somehow, even though it shouldn't
on Monday and pro will be on Tuesday.In thehave surprised anyone, who wasn't utterly
meantime, here are my random, nonsensicalshocked to find out the Crocodile Hunter was
ravings about a wild Week 1 in the World ofkilled? After watching him dance with King
College Football:- The Big East would have toCobras and brush the teeth of frenzied crocs
be the conference I was most impressed witha few dozen times, I thought the guy was the
last weekend. Beast schools finished 7-1real-life Beast Master. Steve Irwin was
straight up and 5-0 against the spread, andsupposed to be indestructible. The best a
notched a pair of rousing victories over ACCperson can hope for in life is to find
schools (Pitt hammered Virginia; Rutgerssomething that they can be as passionate
handled North Carolina). The Mike Bush injuryabout as that guy was with animals.- With all
has all but eliminated Louisville from BCSthe concern about rule changes and games
contention (I wasn't a believer anyway - notbeing shortened, the effect on over/under
with that defense) but it also opened thebettors was minimal. In the 44 games that had
door for a powerful West Virginia team toposted totals, teams went 21-23 against the
possibly run the table and earn a slot in thenumber.The only part of the rule change I
National Title Game.Here's a look at how eachdon't like is starting the clock after a
of the six major conferences performed:ACC:change of possession. That's ridiculous.- Who
6-4 straight-up, 2-5 against the spread, fourlooked less impressive than Michigan last
games  off  the  board.weekend? Oh, that's right - Michigan State.-
USC is a machine. They lost 91 percent of
Big  East:  7-1  SU, 5-0 ATS, two games OTB.their total offense last season and rang up
50 points, on the road, in their opener.
Big  10:  11-0 SU, 6-2 ATS, three games OTB.Quite impressive.- Penn State and the
University of Georgia have both banned
Big  12:  10-2  SU,  3-3 ATS, six games OTB.alcohol from parking lot tailgate parties.
They want pregame to be a safer environment.
Pac-10:  7-3  SU,  3-5  ATS,  two games OTB.I say if people want safe they should stay
home. Tailgate parties should be a staging
SEC: 8-4 SU, 6-5 ATS, one game OTB.Anpoint for hedonism, vulgarity and general
interesting side note is that only four ofdebauchery. That's what makes college
the 12 teams in the Big 12 returned theirfootball so fun. The word "college" is
starting quarterbacks, while nine of the 11involved. There should be drunkenness,
Big 10 schools brought back their signalnakedness and all manner of recklessness.
caller. That may have something to do withWhat's this world coming to?- Do you think
the ATS disparity. Or not.- Someone explainit's any coincidence that now that the
to me the big to-do about Cal? I don't careYankees have extended their lead to nine
who you are, you don't just walk intogames A-Rod is suddenly unstoppable? Now with
Knoxville and kick the Volunteers around.no pressure the guy morphs into Babe Ruth.
Especially not with a starting quarterbackBut when the chips are down, you know he's
that was named about 15 seconds beforegoing to fold faster than the French army.- I
kickoff. Tennessee is now 12-0 straight-upwas at a Jocks and Jills in Alpharetta, GA on
and 9-3 ATS in season openers over the pastSaturday and about 40 rowdy Oklahoma fans had
dozen years. The Vols are going to bereserved a room for a private party.
dangerous this season as they seekFortunately, I left before the end of the
retribution for the Debacle of 2005.- Week 1first quarter of the OU/UAB contest. I have a
of the college football season has become thefeeling they would've burnt that place to the
equivalent of NFL preseason football.ground if Adrian Peterson hadn't put that
Twenty-nine teams played Division I-AAteam on his back in the second half. The
schools this weekend. This season there willSooners are severely on tilt.- Chris Spielman
be 74 games played between the big boys andand Sean McDonough were calling the
their Div. I-AA little sisters. Last yearMichigan-Vanderbilt contest on Saturday.
there were just 45 such matchups.The humorousAfter about the 28th dropped pass in the
- or distressing - part of the story is thatgame, Spielman told a story about how he
two I-AA teams actually won! Montana Stateteaches the pee wee kids that he coaches to
humiliated Colorado and Richmond treated Dukecatch the ball with their hands instead of
like the pansies they are.Also, what's upwith their body. "I find that if you whip the
with counting these games towards bowlball right at their face, they get those two
eligibility? That's not the case in collegehands up there," he said, getting
hoops, so what gives with football? I thinkincreasingly angry as he told the tale. He
all that does is give schools a reason to goapologized afterwards for his "passion".
out and put more cupcakes on their slate.-Priceless.- Take your hat off to
During the first half of the NotreNorthwestern. They proved once again that
Dame-Georgia Tech game I was having seriousfootball can be transcendent, and they showed
flashbacks to Super Bowl XXXVI. That was thethe college football fraternity that their
game in which Charlie Weis' New England clubfallen coach taught them well.- Kenny Irons
took down an infinitely more talented St.is legit, and will soon join Cadillac
Louis squad in one of the Big Game's greatWilliams, Ronnie Brown and Brandon Jacobs as
upsets. The Rams downfall was their hubristhe next successful Auburn-to-NFL running
and their soft game plan.You would think Weisback. Irons looks a bit bigger and stronger
- an alleged football genius - would knowthis season, and he hasn't lost that burst
better than to come out pussy-footing aroundthat helped him gain 1,300 yards last
against a very game Tech team. Dinky passingseason.The Tigers dominated a decent
and no rushing attack doomed the Irish to aWashington State squad 40-14, but may be
10-0 deficit. It wasn't until they startedcaught in a bit of a look-ahead game this
grinding it out on the ground that theyweekend. Auburn travels to Starkville to face
established control.Also, with six months toMississippi State before hosting LSU in a
design a defense to stop Yellowjacketscritical SEC clash.- What happened to the
uber-wideout Calvin Johnson you would'veMetro-Atlantic Conference? The daddies of the
thought Notre Dame would've done a betterMAC have been thorns in the side of Goliath
job. Like, say, triple-teaming Johnson fromover the past few seasons. However, they were
the opening snap. That shouldn't have been aa putrid 3-7-1 ATS and looked downright
halftime adjustment - that should've been thefeeble doing it.- Even if Gary Throne had a
plan all along. That's a red flag.- Sylvesterhard time telling them apart, Rutgers
Croom should be coaching Pop Warner football.halfback Ray Rice (black) and fullback Brian
Mississippi State faced fourth-and-one at theLeonard (white) may comprise the best
South Carolina 45, down 6-0 with about 14backfield in the nation. Rutgers is legit
minutes left in the fourth quarter. Now, Ithis year and I'm already calling that they
loved the call to go for it, but how aboutwin their bowl game.- I had heard that LSU
digging into the playbook a little bit. Thequarterback JaMarcus Russell beefed up over
Bulldogs averaged 2.4 yards per rush for thethe summer. But until I saw all 6-feet,
game and were getting hammered at the point6-inches and 252 pounds of him sliding around
of attack. What'd Croom do? Just ran up thethe field I didn't realize just how big he'd
gut. No misdirection. No ingenuity. Just agotten. He might be the best quarterback in
dive play. The result: minus-two yards. Ifthe SEC, and the Tigers will be a BCS dark
they had simply faked and sent thehorse because of him.- Reggie Ball is the
quarterback on a bootleg - which they had setNick Anderson of college football.- Give me
up by trying to run up the middle for thesome of whatever Tiger Woods is eating these
entire game - they would have picked up 25days.
yards easily.Conversely, after stopping the



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